A Marshmallow Peep from "der Peeper"--Vikings say F**k-it!

Heading south for the spring

After nearly 1000 years of peace and quiet and being kind of nice folks, the Viking peoples of "da Urth," confronted with a spectacular, overblown, utterly absurd sh*t and sand-storm from Scheherazade's storied lands, have decided to pack in their pacifism and humanitarianism and revert back to the old-fashioned ways of their forefathers--burning, raping, pillaging, and generally laying waste to things. One bearded and freshly horn-helmeted Nordic fellow was quoted as saying, "If a few insulting cartoons make us the worst people around, lets just go down there and show them how bad "worst" can really be!"