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Professor Pille's Planetary Panopticon

Currently under advisement and endless reconstruction. Perhaps confusing yet amusing. A highly vulnerable manifestation of the internationally-regarded Mt. Palomine Institute of Mysteries and its founder, the venerable Professor Antonio Pille. Dedicated with warmest regards to the varied ghosts of Aristophanes, Rabelais, Swift, Sterne, Jarry, Mencken, Baron Munchhausen, and the gentle and honorable Robert Benchley.

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Location: Portville, Narragansett National District

Thursday, October 06, 2005

A Small Pooch Hovers yet Never Leaves


I am nearly at speed it would seem. A short addenda. I conversed leisurely and at length via wireless with the intrepid owner of the Schnitzu pictured above. For the agog, a Schnitzu is a Germanic "temple dog" once utilized to guard the Earthly environs of Thor and Cameraden back in the heady days of Otto Von Bismarck and the Triparty League (1839-1874). The shopping cart is irrelevant (although picturesque) and not authentic Deutschcart. This singular Schnitzu was photographed hovering approximately 1/2 meter above the ground and suspiciously near Area 51. We here at the Mt. Palomine Institute, working only with this indirect optical evidence, believe this trickery is accomplished either through the cunning use of powerful magnets or the application of Sheer Doggie Willpower (Hundlichbenunstkampfkeit).

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