Howard Stern monument finally cleaned up and lookin' pretty!

Howard no speak with forked tongue!

Let's face it Volk, with all his obscenity and pornography and blunt offensive statements about nothing that really matters, it's pretty obvious that this man says exactly what's on his mind no matter what--no forked tongue here, no corporate hand-puppet be he, no long arduous years of responsible thinking and heartfelt expression to build trust! So when he tells his audience that he actually drinks and enjoys Snapple then, well, he must really really mean it. Right? Right? And then one day when Howie says the Constitution is bunk and we need strong leadership and someone who can cut through the red tape to get us through tough and scary times, the Stern ditto-head nation will probably collectively raise its Slurpees and shout Huzzah!

[EDITOR: Toolbar ABC Check, while lacking the ability to make distinctions regarding any number of other words and names does offer the correct spelling for Slurpee--this should be reassuring information to those sweating over their doctoral dissertations]