Portville Chamber of Parking Touts Free Parking with Stupendous Flying Hoarding

The "Hindenboard"

The Portville Chamber of Parking, an organization dedicated to the promotion of local business development, has created an imaginative 200 meter-long airborne advertisement, alerting consumers to the benefits of shopping within the environs of downtown Portville. If successful, the Prime Minister claims he may be interested in using this subtle and novel psychological technique to gain adherents to some of his less popular programs like the Struggle against Autistic-Horrorism in Puta Babylon and Phoenicia.