A View of Portville--Parking Galore!

People Parking in Portville

It's another just fairly sumptuous afternoon in bustling downtown Portville, Narragansett National District--the glibbering jewel of the Northern Watery Abyss National Districts. The Floating City may be the Capital of Sorts, but Portville is clearly the hub of the Empire, praised Erde-wide for its wide boulevards and ample parking. Speaking of Parking in Portville, it's free, and has been since the Empress's famed Parking Edict of 1992; an edict that each Bisolstice is celebrated with a huge parked parade and fireworks. People from around Erde, from every nation and even the other planets, drive to Portville just to park! Above we see many, many professional parkers who have parked their roadsters and limousines, again, we remind you, at absolutely no cost to the driver or to any other passengers. One caution though, car alarm systems are not allowed to be active within the city limits. A few whoop, whoop, ding-dong, buzza-buzza, step-away-from-the-cars, and your naughty horseless carriage will be towed to the towering Chalk Cliffs of Pongo and joyfuly pushed into the Northern Watery Abyss to be shreaded by young Kraken! Welcome to the dark underbelly of Parking in Portville!