Fearless Forces Face Fearsome Foo!

Secretary of State and Chief of Staff at Aberdeen Testing Grounds

The Imperial Secretary of State, Padoola "Rice" Puddin, and Imperial Chief of Staff Horst Steinklavier pose with our latest non-lethal bit of psy-ops weaponry, the Aroogah Gun--developed by the Mt. Palomine Institute of Mysteries. The Aroogah Gun similates the taunting sound of an early-vintage horseless carriage horn (specifically, from a 1923 Studebaker), a sound Autistic-Horrorists associate with direct challenges to their masculinity. This noise so-enrages the Autistic-Horrorists that they willy-nilly charge out of their holes and nests directly into the waiting arms of psychopolitical counselors and bag-men (and sack-women!). The Aroogah Gun may even be utilized to relocate huge populations of psychopoliticized males and the sexually stressed; tied to the roof of an iron horseless carriage it could be a Pied Piper for a new era for mankind. This amazing weapon came from the Mt. Palomine research section known popularly as The Geschtinky-Werke--the same secret weapons center that gave us the Tin Butler, Jibbergasse, the Hula-noose, and Stealth Feet.