Woolworth Reconstruction on Schedule

The Tallest Man-made Structure in the World will soon regain its preeminance. Our mighty Woolworth Tower, reviving rapidly from its spontaneous dis-assembly response to the Autistic-Horrorist attempt upon it some short time ago, is nearly fully present again, regaining majestic control over the transcendent skyline of The Floating Capitol. By reverting from a full-chaotic to a controlled-chaotic situation, the Tower disabled itself in a most astonishing and unpredicted way while heroically saving countless lives. Controlled-chaotic and randomized responses have worked well in all our troubled dealings with the rude and uncivil Three Deists, but the safe and near instantaneous deconstruction of the upper half of the Woolworth at Delta T=0 was unprecedented and a credit to both it and its remarkable designers.