Doktor Schlotz Uncovers "Time Jelly"
Auguste Joachim SchlotzIn an unscheduled press conference conducted before representatives of the various mediums and the National Optical Wireless audience, Herr Doktor Auguste Joachim Schlotz announced today that his research team at the Mt. Palomine Institute of Mysteries had succeeded--with tremendous difficulty--in statistically isolating the much sought-after and purely hypothetical Time Jelly--a viscous paraphysical substance of no otherwise known or describable properties. Metaphysical Relativists anticipate that Time Jelly (in a highly refined state known as Time Jelly 31) may one day prove to be the primary lubricant for the proposed multi-billion franc National Orgone Accelerator. Danilla Pentaham of the Ute Orgone Laboratory greeted the news of the pseudo-discovery with enthusiasm and added that this places the nation one step closer to creating regional cold energy fountains utilizing Negative Time Jelly and contra-rotating Shaubut Rings. It's considered a hopeful sign that academic papers on the subject alone have been shown to be able to generate as much as 20 kilowatts of energy per page.
posted by Prof. Antonio Pille | 9:17 PM
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2 choices: frilly language or PBJ jokes. Timing is everything in the blozosphere, according to experts. Smuckers time Jelly - So Good you will be heavier than gravity and 3 minutes younger with each delicious bite. Feed to your kids and send them back to the womb and start all over again, since you know you screwed up somehow, at least with a balanced and nutritious diet for your kidsw. So ask yourself "is this the end of Rico?"
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