Danger--Test Marketing Ahead

New hipper look for the Prof?

• The Panopti-con will be trying on some new "outfits" over the next few weeks!
• Bigger pictures! Fewer words! More side-bars, bullets, and pun-riddled article headings!
• All future science and technology postings will be exclusively about Cell Phones
• Common text will be in Institute developed and patented Budget E-Z Read brand monosyllabic buzz-jargon
• Political text will be written in either "Old Spiced" patriarchal Right-Crank, or dithering matriarchal Left-Whine patented Full Strength E-Z Read languages depending upon the edition
• Readers are encouraged to respond with their likes and dislikes!
• Write to the Panopti-con and you'll be eligible for our Panopti-contest--you could win a one-week all expense paid vacation for two to lovely Pongo Beachhead
• Other prizes include a new 2006 Pillemaster Flamestork eight-wheel-drive Futility Vehicle (with rotary feedbags and 75" plasma screen), and lifetime prescriptions to VT Guide and The Viagran.