Marshmallow Peeps from "der Peeper": Scientologists riot, burn embassies over disrespectful depiction of asinine religion

The Prophet Mohubbard--perfectly ridiculous as-is

A humorous animated cartoon about winsome children living in "Carl-rod-o" and their swell adventures--one of the few modern cultural products of "da Urth" that we here on Erde actually enjoy--has triggered global chaos by satirizing one of the goofiest religious screwball cults to ever hit sidewalks of The Floating City. Funny too: Microsoft Explorer toolbar ABC Check has correct spelling for Slurpee but not for Scientologists. This may trigger more riots, either with Scientologists or Hindus managing convenience stores. Mt. Palomine Institute speculates at this point "Urthers" just looking for excuses to act like asses--exactly what PC types and heathens do best. Expect bewildering and hypocritical Institute of Love posting on being respectful to idiots and their fool ideas. Expect detailed semantic analysis of the word religion--something a noted MIT linguist should spend a little time at--and related warnings. Expect long boring windbag write-up that no one will read on how religions, by their nature, disrespect those who do not follow them (You are a sinner and will burn in Hell if you don't join us, etc.), historically to the point of physical mayhem. More later.