Plucky penguins prep for polar pugilism!

Sentinel stands watch as penguin-built destroyer A.S.S. Squidtreat rests at anchor

Penguin supreme council demands immediate cessation of sea lion military research program or "there will be serious consequences once we've finished dinner and napped a bit"--Task force formed around flightless-aircraft carriers Kippersnack and Codlunch prepares to leave McMurdo Harbor--Orcas attempt to negotiate settlement to crisis--World icicle and snow cone prices skyrocket!