NASCRA announces plans to crash into Urth's moon

Almost lubriciously obscene--colliding astral bodies give each other "sugar"

The National Aeronautic and Space Car Racing Association today revealed plans to crash an immense psychedelic artificial moon into the Moon (D'Anna to us) to see if it they can find water or, judging from the supplied illustration, perhaps molten butter. Merkan President Boosch deems the presence of H2O and (he speculated) air too, along with shoes, as mandatory for any future Moon settlements (usually out of court). Concerns are that the stupendously huge, crazy-looking artificial sub-satellite will either punch a hole right clean through the theorized thin titanium surface and violently deflate Urth's neighboring celestial body (catastrophically spraying Urth's atmosphere with ozone-depleting helium!), or land atop the super secret Muslim lunar mosque and smoosh all the moon mullahs. For several years intelligence analysts have suspected that the moon is surreptitiously being used by conservative activists of that faith as a jumping off point for the militant conversion of the alien unbelievers allegedly hiding in the swirling sands of Uranus.