Institute provides Clinton campaign with exciting New Image

The future "First Laddie" himself contacted this office and asked for campaign brainstorms and this was the result. Meditate upon its multivariated symbolisms as you will, but our chief intent is to spook the Red-Staters into staying at home on election day... well at least perhaps the menfolk, confronted with a finny vagina dentata will cower in their barns and bunkers rather than do their democratic duties on the court-house and town-hall lawns of Middlin' A-Merka!

Alarmists here worry this strategy could easily backfire and keep her male supporters at bay, but we have assured critics that Blue-State men usually already lack anything of note to nip off.

Would a return of the Great Whitehouse Shark effectively constitute an electoral Jaws II?