The iMerikan Ur-politick appears to be a bed of corn

While maize is the correct-most term for this aboriginal agricultural accouterment, the knobbled comestible is generally referred to as "corn" by the Lumpen Pole-hole-teriat of "da Urth" (your world).  However, we here at the Mount Palomine Institute are torn a-twain between respect for lexical accuracy and high humor, as it is a challenge to make much witty hay with a word lyke "maize." Consider "maize-dog" for firsters, and then all conceivable dreary puns utilizing "a-maize". Nary a gigglet. Yet "corn-dog" instantly opens a broad city gate of sardonics.

Anderwise, the juxtaposition of a fine Barko Blama "corn" image (topmost) and a bewildersome Ritt Mommily "corn" image (directly underneath the topmost, near its bottom) reveals much, but mostly on a profundamentallly sub-oceanic, unter-brain unter-plane. A scientifical experiment is suggested: After viewing these dual Daguerreotypes, who, then, would garner up your vote--the corn-barterer, or the corn-contemplator? The mighty why, though, would require of a voter many years of Neuropsychoproctological testing and analysis.

There is more to scribble here, but at a later tyme. Dinner is served, and there is corn-on-the-cob.