Dimp covers own flanks with crackpot doily by running as independents

Left and Right inside-out and upside down again!

Dave's positions:

Eye-Wrack: Evil is afoot either home or abroad and we as a nation must burn it at the stake!

Health Care: "More demons, and wearing latex gloves!"

Abortion: "There is a conspiracy of fetuses to destroy free enterprise!"

Religion: "I am the tin funnel of all truth, divine or otherwise!"

The Budget: "Idle hands, unless they have an excuse, are the workshop of sinfulness! Tax the power-elite fetuses!"

iMerika's relationship with Russia: "The only way to face this menace is to bomb or vote ourselves back to the Stone Age!"