Dimp cannonades chapeau into Circus Minimus!
Dave's platforms:
Eye-Wrack: "Declare a time-out, withdraw the troops, apologize to everyone, and then re-invade the place again but this time do it the right way!"
Health Care: "I care that everyone should get healthy!"
Abortion: "I believe in self-determination--give the fetuses the vote and let them decide--democratically!"
Religion: "I am the Lord Jeebus but I have absolutely no faith in myself! I am a Evangelical Vegetable-aryan; I believe in separation of churches and steaks!"
The Budget: "The government should buy its toilet paper and missiles at Wal-Mart and save a big bundle!"
iMerika's© relationship with Russia: "The only good Commie is dead!"
Eye-Wrack: "Declare a time-out, withdraw the troops, apologize to everyone, and then re-invade the place again but this time do it the right way!"
Health Care: "I care that everyone should get healthy!"
Abortion: "I believe in self-determination--give the fetuses the vote and let them decide--democratically!"
Religion: "I am the Lord Jeebus but I have absolutely no faith in myself! I am a Evangelical Vegetable-aryan; I believe in separation of churches and steaks!"
The Budget: "The government should buy its toilet paper and missiles at Wal-Mart and save a big bundle!"
iMerika's© relationship with Russia: "The only good Commie is dead!"
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