Dimp cannonades chapeau into Circus Minimus!

Dave believes the bestest strategy is to run up against himself sidewise

Dave's platforms:

Eye-Wrack: "Declare a time-out, withdraw the troops, apologize to everyone, and then re-invade the place again but this time do it the right way!"

Health Care: "I care that everyone should get healthy!"

Abortion: "I believe in self-determination--give the fetuses the vote and let them decide--democratically!"

Religion: "I am the Lord Jeebus but I have absolutely no faith in myself! I am a Evangelical Vegetable-aryan; I believe in separation of churches and steaks!"

The Budget: "The government should buy its toilet paper and missiles at Wal-Mart and save a big bundle!"

iMerika's© relationship with Russia: "The only good Commie is dead!"