Corporealate Sponges Explained by Children's Editor Jayneslyke Julianus

Jayneslyke Julianus--Children's Editor

Hel-lo all. We have receive-ed very many very nice inquisitions from the fellow small kindergarteners who oftentimes on rainy days read our posts as study. They are curiousical about the mani-syllable term we use-ed--Corporealate Sponges--in this article which is previous-lyke here beseen. Corporealate Sponges wurm life-types that 65 million years ago destroy-ed the Great Race of Dinorapts--the scal-ed people who liv-ed and built-ed up-upon Erde long ages before Wotan did make to "awakenin" the earlierest men-peoples and women-peoples. This they had accomplish-ed bym sucking up all life, joy, humor, and passion around-ed them and excreting toxic thoughts that made-ed the lovely Dinorapts and all their great and beautiful-lyke beasts sick and pass 'way. Having no-thing then to bother or use, the Corporealate Sponges languish-ed and finally-lyke pass-ed from Erde for all tyme unmourn-ed. We now fear-ed them no longer and play and learn in National District of Pacem, praise Wotan! Perhaps soon a photo of horrid things.