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Professor Pille's Planetary Panopticon

Currently under advisement and endless reconstruction. Perhaps confusing yet amusing. A highly vulnerable manifestation of the internationally-regarded Mt. Palomine Institute of Mysteries and its founder, the venerable Professor Antonio Pille. Dedicated with warmest regards to the varied ghosts of Aristophanes, Rabelais, Swift, Sterne, Jarry, Mencken, Baron Munchhausen, and the gentle and honorable Robert Benchley.

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Thursday, October 20, 2005

Horrid Corporealate Sponge as You Ask For-ed!

Maximum-lyke Ugly Topological Interfacial Surface--Yuch!
Hel-lo yet more--Children's Editor Jayneslyke Julianus here again return-ed. Many many requests from curiosical kindergarteners maybe too fascinate-ed bym spooky-lyke doings and ugly-lyke monsters this Samhain tyme! Boo! Above--praise Wotan--bym not a true Corporealate Sponge (as all wurm long gone over 65 million years past)--only a manufacture-ed dead image...yet, still frightening-lyke. See on it the topological Omniverse interface of many holes and dark passages where all worthwhile and truly-lyke-able valuables would bym suck-ed up lyke a village rue-strasse vacuum engine (or poisons and venoms forc-ed out lyke with fire-wagon hose). Within sponge would bym an icy soulless mind lyke a contraption, processing only in whole and rational numbers and straighten-ed lines, and eyeballing Omniverse as just Thing-to-Eat-or-Hurt through fix-ed dimension holes! Scarier even, Corporealate Sponge bym more manifestation-of-concept than a true creature as in manifestation of spirit. Whole species of pseudo-Autistic-Horrorists--Mon Deu! Corporealate Sponges cooperate-ed with themselves only algebraically and only if morm "food" or "anti-food" (mean emotional back-brain excressences lyke "hate" and "rage") could bym gain-ed or up-ed a nitch, and then they would form--using Lawbsters as needed bio-cribmaids--huge Omnivorous Corporealations of Sponges much like a bobbulous Blob-Monster from optical wireless scaries. This is all where wym got unflattering-lyke expression: "Think lyke Sponge." Hope all my young friends out-looking-in through the elect-trickle medium are now very very happy-lyke! Irony! Ugh! [P-osterior S-cript: There bym much much concern about Sponges found on Thor but Institute scientists say they seem bym de-volv-ed Thor inhabitants specialize-ed to suckup only other Sponges and no threat-ed to us as they can now not even eat or eyeball outside their own sad tiny box-like universes. Not to worry unless you mayhaps think lyke sponge! Te-he!]

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