Hello! I'm Dave Dimp and I'll be your Blogster Tonight!

All my Deepest Thoughts, my Inner Dreams, my very Soles

Golly! I just stayed up the whole night long reading all the posts below me and I must confess that they seemed to be pretty durned nutty! Well, maybe it wasn't all the night because I took an hour out to watch my favorite cable optical wireless show, Starfark (or was it Farstark?). Anyway, it was a rerun but a real good one: the one where Captain Lemur (played by Ernst Buffoonavich, not the awful first Captain played by La Spontaine--the Texican wrestler) goes back to his home planet to talk to his mother about the Bezorque pie ritual. This is a special episode for Starfark fans as it was all filmed upside down and in slow motion with split P-screen! I love to eat pudding while watching Starfark and usually I make up a big batch of tapioca. Then I get out my Starfark slippers. They're not licensed Starfark product, just regular slippers I purchased for 3 francs at Waal-Its. I wear them when I watch the show, just so my feet will be comfortable. Today I checked the news and everyone's still upset about the King of Persia saying that Phoenicia should go away down the drains. His followers burned Phoenician dry goods and postage stamps. Also all those people hurt up in the hills of Angorra when the Erde split open and that big monster came out! It took 500 autogyros to drive it away it said. 500! That's a lot of autogyros. Got nothing but junk and canned spam in the mail today; free samples of meats and puddings are a bad thing I think because they can transmit the Bat Wiggles, that awful disease that's sweeping the floors of Erde right now. How about the Man in the White Mansion? He said something that made me so darned mad! Well, I have to go and floss, but I'll be back to write more about the little grub-like thoughts that creep and crawl around behind my swollen eyeballs...later! Have a nice Dave!