Kanadia Head-of-State Ousted Over Moonoid War Scare!

Kanadia Beavers Preparing for Interplanetary Conflict

Space Damit Eh-nitiative (oh gawd), they call it--Kanadia Defense Ministry is working with indigenous rodent population to construct a globe-girdling stick and mud outer space barrier that will safeguard our helpless homeworld from the innumerable alien menaces lurking out there... in space. "It's something to see!" says a random Kanadia person, "If they hear aliens slipping in through chinks, they all rush over and slap gobs of mud into the breach, just like in Henry V." A Mrs. Eleanor McMacellmuck of Toronto said, "They all look so adorable in their little furry spacesuits!" An Imperial citizen who has lived quietly in downtown Moontown for over fifty years claims never once having seen "one of these so-called Maniac Moonoids the folks from Kanadia are in a tizzy over, although there's this loony coyote living over by Judge Crater's Edge and on sunny afternoons you can hear him howling away at the ground. Gives me the willies!" Hardly a threat to moon or man-kind sez we, but we do wonder how a hungry old coyote ever got on D'anna, our lovely moon. Hello ACME? Full story in preparation.