Baphomet Q'ung Threatens Banana Oil Shutdown

The Perfidious Villain of our Ongoing Tale!

In a statement made to a political entertainment reporter for the Knickerbocker Clarion-Picayune, Baphomet Q'ung, Baalist sometime-leader of the Puta Babylonian Autistic-Horrorists, and current headliner at the Aztec Dinner Theater in Dwillersbee Floats, Mohican National District, threatened to "sever forever the banana oil pipelines and bring the Norman cock and Aztekian bull to their knees, I mean if Baal had willed that chickens had proper knees and all!" Q'ung's nightly performance as Curly, the Balucatherium-rider, in the Aztec's presentation of the 1946 classic musical Cherokee National District! is bringing audiences to their feet and critics to their knees. Banana oil is a critical lubricant for any complex bureaucratic mechanism (and therefore not a necessity to the Empire, praise the wisdom of Wotan!), but the many leaders of the Former Republic of Former Russland, Deutschbrand, Nipponinc, Injahlahlahland, and the People's Paradises of Tic-Toc have expressed concern over hostile remarks made by Q'ung during a book signing/poetry reading at the Dwillersbee Floats' Barnes and Diors Literary Coop.