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Professor Pille's Planetary Panopticon

Currently under advisement and endless reconstruction. Perhaps confusing yet amusing. A highly vulnerable manifestation of the internationally-regarded Mt. Palomine Institute of Mysteries and its founder, the venerable Professor Antonio Pille. Dedicated with warmest regards to the varied ghosts of Aristophanes, Rabelais, Swift, Sterne, Jarry, Mencken, Baron Munchhausen, and the gentle and honorable Robert Benchley.

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Location: Portville, Narragansett National District

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Our Circulation is Up!

Patty Pille phones in a pair of Big Stories!
  • Poo on the Prez--he's no darn fun!
  • Bring our fightin' boys home 'cause I'm lonely!
  • A feminist once told me I slept with the enemy, but I've never even been to North Korea!
  • What's a paragraph and do they come in pink?
  • I may be a redhead but I'm no Red Stater!
  • How about even bigger pictures of me... and smaller print?

[Editor: Strange, but this seems to be working. Since Patty started posing we've had a 75% increase in hits, and since she started spouting all lefty we've gotten mention in a few national magazines]

2 Comments:

Blogger Queenie said...

woot.

Q

Thursday, January 26, 2006  
Blogger Prof. Antonio Pille said...

Woot? Women of our Time or just Woot, as in Woot! Woot!, as in at a game or something? I've barely mastered "gadzooks!"

I've received more comments (outside the bloggery) on this one photo than on anything else which kind of proves my point, don't it?

Of course, I'm utterly smitten myself!

Thursday, January 26, 2006  

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