Professor denounces Blog-Buzz

No Interknit Strumpets be We!

Somewhere traipsed about within these flickering journals is a mice-directed interknit placement pressure point directing blogstarians to a "window" (unto nothingness) that, to most effect, provides the surf-nitwit with sage counsel and advice on "how to gain popularity" within this illusory fabrication and marketing con fatuously dubbed a "community." Humbug! Do I puff my coiffure, apply berry-juice to cheeks and lips, and otherwise saunter langorously through the back-alleyways seeking the remunerative attentions of clodhoppers and fishpans? Twaddle! Do we trim words and mince phrases to make them congestible to the teaming unwashed of "da Urth"? Hoshposh! Do we douse our necks and loins with spiced unguents and mount pixillating multi-coloured beacons to our noggins to draw to our persons moths, horseflies, or worse? Great Bountiful Whale-Girdles, no! You would have us rubbed down with goose grease, impaled upon a hook, and trailed behind a tugboat in shark-owned waters! Inexcusable enough that I have been hornswoggled into permitting this Patty "cake" to be flashed now and thither as one would add or subtract ballast from a lighter-than-air contraption to keep it trim and in aeronautical health, as the buffoonery with Marketing informs me that mere Merit and Edification alone (scarce to mention desire for Novel Divertings) are no deep draw on your chamberpot orb! Good night; dinner is served.