Marshmallow Peeps from "Der Peeper"--"Urther" Kanadans threaten Strife with Merkans!

Ice-Slicing Dreadnought HKM Lord Beavercleaver nears completion and doomsday clock is a-ticking

Global Warping may open up a new wrinkle in what once once the long sought-after Norge Pole Passway between Kanadia and the frozened gambling wastes of Santarialand (on Erde, that is), one allowing cargo vessels, but not kraken, to slip over the top of "da Urth" like greased icicles on a sled-ramp (yet perhaps differently on "da Urth" as they have few kraken). Kanadia makes claims to the new topology and is preparing to defend their case with naval tonnage, but Merka insists otherwise. Sabers are rattling; the largest undefended border on that world cowers. Tortellini--Kanadan capital--orders nightly blackouts to discourage stealthy "shockingly odd" attacks by invisible schwarz-wraiths and kopfs--the favored Merkan tactic. Concerns are the Merkans, agitated by the threat of regional WIDs (Weapons of Ice Destruction) may fire up their Zambonis (APZs) and strike before the Lord Beavercleaver sets sail, invertedly repeating their earlier preemptive inaction at Pearl Arbor (Michigan National District). More later from this haven for nonsense.