Another Marshmallow Peep: Kanadia-Merka Tensions Rise!
Merkan Stealth Bomber on Border Patrol near Kaybecky dogged by Kanadan Pursuit CraftMerka on alert as Kanadans rush to complete four heavily armed ice-slicer naval vessels and possibly yet other Weapons of Ice Destruction. Balance of power at hub of world threatened. If you think we jest, go eyeball your own news. Kanadans may be seeking control over portal-way to hollow "da Urth" (that "da Urthers" seem largely unaware of) promising reduced travel time from Hudson Bay to Tierra del Fuego, major blubber and snow-cone shipping route.
posted by Prof. Antonio Pille | 6:14 PM
8 Comments:
NATIONAL DISASTER!
NO SNOW!
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Doesn't matter, its all going to look like some WWI crater-riddled battlefield soon enough. Shock and awe. Look what we did to Saddam and he didn't even have one ice-breaker! (although he did have a couple of Dune Buggies)
What ever happened to the Russians?
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Ahem, that's FORMER Republic of FORMER Russland. The "Russkies" imploded with enough negative force to suck in democracy along with them. No enemy, simply a black hole to be avoided, as Russia historically be, and as Napoleon and Hitler learned.
Yeah, man.
But they are getting hit with the worst winter ever...
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Yes, miserable for them and hopefully this won't last much longer. I heard -50F in parts of Siberia.
rare photos of saddam's super secret ice tunnel and knee injury device:
http://www.cyberspaceorbit.com/skidubai.html
ps: that's saddam in the polar bear costume. although he is loved by his people, he is afraid of snowballs.
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