Professor throwing rings into a hat for 2008 election

Accepting the Inevitable--a Pillogical candidate for Pillogical times

"If elected, it will be this humble savant's topmost endeavor to uninstall Zouaves and Hussars from Puta Babylon and download them, and their various embedations, crenelations, and armours, within a thoroughly depopulated land where they may seek out healthful food and simple shelter; restore goodly relations with our orbiting mistress, D'anna, and her Moonoid denizens; look Tic-Toc sternly in the Gesicht and demand no MSG, seek out the Autistic-Horrorists, and their leader Baphomet Q'ung, and confiscate their crayons and mittens; apply balm to the friction-ed surfaces betwixt Baalist and Bykist; smooch babies with gusto; jog before cameras; hurl spittoons with voting ethnics; belabour the opposition; and otherwise inflict my soft wares upon The Empire! My running mate, in keeping with newly-found traditions of applying a lead-like "stinker" around the neck of any ticket, will be my own negative anti-self, Tony Pill, wherein we may someday play Pleasant-Law Officer/Unpleasant Law-officer to the Empire and to all Erde!"