Protests on "da Urth" sparked by Professor's doodle-pad

Inflamed and boiling masses seek soothing vengeance, hope to someday "kill everything!"

Professor Pille unapologetic over absent-minded scrawl on phone pad depicting major "Urther" religious prophet wearing a pink and tasty farmyard critter on head like chapeau, with legend Morris "Mo" Ham-Head. Sez the Professor: "Ofttimes I have found this my-self encumbered with the obligation to disentangle aboriginals from their vicarious hoodoos and brainworms; merely provide these waifs with pocket coinage, festive helium-lofted balloons shaped as a sponge-gentleman, and comfortable conveyance to the "mall" and their dis-insouciance shall froth lightly, and--Wotan be guided--wander skyward like dew before the blazing solar oelyptus! Once, in years past, I forestalled a near-cataclysm of civic turmoil in the mountain strongholds of Tinkanistan--nay, was nearly worshipped as a deity--with a fistful of "sparklers" and a surplus trampoline. In the "Urther" land of Merka one can mesmerize entire populaces with the mere swtching on of an optical wireless device!