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Professor Pille's Planetary Panopticon

Currently under advisement and endless reconstruction. Perhaps confusing yet amusing. A highly vulnerable manifestation of the internationally-regarded Mt. Palomine Institute of Mysteries and its founder, the venerable Professor Antonio Pille. Dedicated with warmest regards to the varied ghosts of Aristophanes, Rabelais, Swift, Sterne, Jarry, Mencken, Baron Munchhausen, and the gentle and honorable Robert Benchley.

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Location: Portville, Narragansett National District

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Institite of Mysteries hopes to light fuse of chaos

"Urther" religious leader depicted as Erden Autistic Horrorist through application of metaphorical bomb on head and blunt words

Professor Antonio Pille ® and the staff of the Mt. Palomine Institute of Mysteries ®, noting all the fun to be had by insulting Muslims, Scientologists, and other dreary-arsed folks on our "Echo World"--that hopeless bag of potting soil called "da Urth"--have decided to toss in their own 2 francs worth of "disrespecting" with a frontal assault on the holy head of yet another dopey "Urther" scam. The historical "Bob" may have never actually been an Erden Autistic Horrorist (in fact he may have known nothing whatsoever about our lovely Erde as it exists, thankfully, far removed from his nincompoop cosmology) but his legion of fans certainly are practitioners, or at least some or a few of them are or would be. This visual desecration will appear in a small newsletter emanating from top floor of the minuscule Grand Duchy of Swizzlestein. In response we expect protests, death threats, and the firebombings of the Imperial, Albionian, Former Republic of Former Russlandic, Trans-Iberian Xprussian, and Nipponinc embassies--if anyone can find them without a Peepergate ®. If nothing else we'll anxiously await a stern reprimand as we just noticed the ® hovering over the part in the greasy hair of the pipe-smoking "Urther" knucklehead. [EDITOR: PS, we're also going to deny the existence of Holocaust-deniers]

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