"da Urth" Moon mullahs miffed over prophet-as-larvae pics

Lunar Jihad threatened

Our galleries will soon swarm with the righteous in their countless thousands! sez top dog moon mullah after satiro-entomological pics of Prophet Mohubbard published--Peepernaut mission to "da Urth" may be postponed as our other-dimensional Echo World heats up due to pile-up of dopey controversies and simultaneous gradual increase of planetary tip toward sun that's causing greater daylight/warmth in Northern Hemisphere--Kanadans rattle saber one more time (and maybe just accidentally while they were reaching for broom and dustpan)--Penguins continue massive military build-up at South Pole threatening destabilization of "da Urth"s rotation--Hurricanes waiting on sidelines for "opportunities"