Peepernaut protective garment for "Urth" visits

Peepernaut preparing for Peepergate aeonic flush to "Urth" and thoroughly immunized against air-embedded noxious vapours, spooky EM manifestations, poisonous "Urther" optical wireless broadcasts, snake-oil bazaar hoardings, ear rap-rupture, celliphonicular brain-worms, and intelligence-dulling jargonites and communicative buzzworthlessness. Director Zliplitt quoted: "A sealed coffin fabricated of lead would suit me best for this hair-brained endeavor!"