Baby Chanute gives UN heads up on plan for man

To Serve Man--self-absorbed, somewhat tyrannical toddler to set goals, provide much-needed structure and guidance, for human kind

...and in a more consistent fashion than ever witnessed before--representatives from world's nations applaud sound-bite packed speech for thirty-seven minutes--Baby Chanute sums up feelings about environmental crisis with resounding "Bad Kitty!" and brief tantrum. Bad Kitty! bumper stickers and t-shirts appear almost instantaneously in all major cities.