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Professor Pille's Planetary Panopticon

Currently under advisement and endless reconstruction. Perhaps confusing yet amusing. A highly vulnerable manifestation of the internationally-regarded Mt. Palomine Institute of Mysteries and its founder, the venerable Professor Antonio Pille. Dedicated with warmest regards to the varied ghosts of Aristophanes, Rabelais, Swift, Sterne, Jarry, Mencken, Baron Munchhausen, and the gentle and honorable Robert Benchley.

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Location: Portville, Narragansett National District

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Abu Ubu implodes!

NEWS FLASH--National Optical Wireless Service

The microscopically Muddled-Eastern nation of Abu Ubu has reportedly swallowed itself up in a gravitationally near-infinite massive ball of mindless rage. "All that's left is a big hole... and a fez--just hanging there, uncertain, like a sartorial metaphor for the itty bitty bit of self-doubt the Abu Ubans ever showed," reports one eye-witness. More later.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Esteemed Professor,

As a former resident of Cans-ass, I would like to point out that M. Zliplitt clearly arrived via peepergate in Cans-ass Seaty, Misery, and not Cans-ass Seaty within Cans-ass proper. Please clarify for your readers that any persecution suffered was in fact at the hands of Miserians, not the good law-imposing people of the once free state of Cans-ass. Gawd bless Merka.

Now proudly a resident of Minnemahoota,
Sebastian T. Consindine, IV, Esq.

Friday, June 16, 2006  

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