Abu Ubu implodes!
NEWS FLASH--National Optical Wireless Service
The microscopically Muddled-Eastern nation of Abu Ubu has reportedly swallowed itself up in a gravitationally near-infinite massive ball of mindless rage. "All that's left is a big hole... and a fez--just hanging there, uncertain, like a sartorial metaphor for the itty bitty bit of self-doubt the Abu Ubans ever showed," reports one eye-witness. More later.
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Esteemed Professor,
As a former resident of Cans-ass, I would like to point out that M. Zliplitt clearly arrived via peepergate in Cans-ass Seaty, Misery, and not Cans-ass Seaty within Cans-ass proper. Please clarify for your readers that any persecution suffered was in fact at the hands of Miserians, not the good law-imposing people of the once free state of Cans-ass. Gawd bless Merka.
Now proudly a resident of Minnemahoota,
Sebastian T. Consindine, IV, Esq.
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