"God" AKA "Allah" or "Jehovah" found skulking in "Heaven"

Wotan threatening to get out garden hose or bug bomb to take care of the matter

Jesus drove the getaway car and Mohammed rode shotgun as denounced deity makes his or her or (more disturbingly) its big escape after Imperial agents with arrest warrants bust down a motel room door in the Lumpenpoof Falls suburbs. This mere days after international fanatical kook-a-munga, Baphomet Q'ung, escapes to the aft side of D'Anna, our lovely moon. Annoying religionists and their gods are fleeing Erde like rats from stinking sheep, and Wotan--pressed by the press--ain't saying why. Sounds like the long-anticipated Operation Dustbuster is finally happening; nobody's seen Thor or a Valkyrie for days and strange noises from above are keeping the citizenry wide wake at night.