Legal-beagles to bedevil Injah over Heatler's Cross/Pille's Glass Eye fast-foodery fiasco

Hubbub-sparking "Heatler's Cross"(!) restaurant in Injah, "da Urth"--bad taste surrounds for food that tastes bad

Inept publicly-pressured revamp from ill-conceived maniac tribute (witness above), to badly executed and opposingly dunderheaded salute to cherished Erden citizen (consign eyes downward and wince), sparks idle threats of suicide-complainings and random car-rockings directed toward rat-bottomed "nation" of rag-loined, culturally insensitive, dung burning inconvenience store owners and snake-charmers. At worst, there'll be a harshly-worded letter in the Portville Trumpeter-Doubloon tomorrow morn and we just might start up a Gandhi-dog franchise as revanche! Sez one random bemused ordinary shopper at the Pongo Vall-Malla shopperterrarium: "To engage in this (giggle) insult to our beliefs and culture, Injah must be the (giggle) worst nation on da Urth! Death to Injah! (convulsive laughter)" Most strollers we interviewed felt the overall aesthetic of either design was simply downright amateurish: "It looks like what my ten-year-old summons up with DaguerreoShop when trapped indoors on a rain-soaked afternoon." Comments the Professor: "Absurdum maximus! My third fleshly surveyor-of-all is scarcely a fused silicate dime-store knick-knack!"

This eyewash is no solution--unforgivably offensive replacement is still a restaurant serving up crappy Injah food, bad punctuation, and cow-dung "smoothies"