Grand Imperial Rotation Upcoming

She's Ready for a Spin

Our Most Benevolent Empress will be quietly assuming her rotating Imperial Responsibilities shortly as the Emperor's glorious 13th ruling cycle draws to an end. There is much speculation within the mediums and along the banks of The Floating Capital regarding her varied attitudes, aspects, and inclinations toward the ongoing Struggle Against Autistic Horrorism. It is believed that the Empress is consulting with both Sub-irrational and Supra-liminal parliamentarians in the hope of arriving at a bi-partisan solution, and rumors indicate she even wishes to mollify the small Aggressivist minorities within our Districts who have been advocating ever sterner measures, including incarceration. The Empress has already made clear that while the Empire certainly has no issues, per se, with the three major Absolutist Deitist Movements of the Cedar Forests (as repulsive as we may find their incivility and intolerance) she will not exclude the Final Solution of dimensional relocation if their followers continue antisocial behavior, largely to prevent Wotan from acting rashly (and He has expressed as much and purportedly has already selected a series of small orbit-crossing asteroids). We are pleased to report that the Empress has requested that the Mt. Palomine Institute of Mysteries seek out possible bio-chemical causes for the intolerable Baalist irregularity of Autistic-Horrism, the D'wit's obnoxious Agorophobic Nationalism, and the Kristerluthian's Juvenile-Neurotic Interventionism. Some scientists believe that a phenomenal substance is emitted by the cedars that may cause neural damage and general incivility, much like excessive intake of alcohol. Others speculate that the Absolutist Cults may be vestigial remains of Pre-Adjustment sub-sentients, the various "monkeys" that hid or were, Wotan forbid, missed! Lacking self-regulating assets, they may have imposed upon their small groups external fantasy regulators, and maintained regulation with endless psychotic threats of personal harm and catastrophe. The curious have found their child-like books and scribblings shocking. The idea of the existence of human-like individuals upon our orb unable to control and regulate their lower cranial functions self-imposedly and with introspection is, no doubt, bewildering to those who do not maintain relations with creatures lesser than dogs and cats--but we may have to accept its reality. We are made thankful for our Adult and Mutually Beneficial relationship with Wotan and his entourage whose realities we happily maintain.