Phase Two of Creation Offers "Smoot"

Creatrix's New Comfort-Creature for Humanity

Continuing with the long-planned Creation second-phase program for user-friendly flora and fauna (see Platypus article below), The Creatrix has introduced the multi-tasking smoot. By digitally manipulating a sequence of acupressure points located on the surface of the smoot's rectal walls the owner or manager may select from Pest, Provision, or Pet, as needs dictate. The smoot also possesses an Experiment mode accessible only to workers within the cosmetic or pharmaceutical industries. This mode presents new advantages by altering the smoots form and visage from adorable to repulsive, thus making experimentation a complete pleasure, rather than heart-sickening chore, for the taskers. Smoots make for lovable and loyal pets and as provisions they are said to taste of free-range swine. Pest mode will be mandated on announced occasions by the National Department of Poetic Balances whenever regional gestalt quotients rise too far into Green.