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Professor Pille's Planetary Panopticon

Currently under advisement and endless reconstruction. Perhaps confusing yet amusing. A highly vulnerable manifestation of the internationally-regarded Mt. Palomine Institute of Mysteries and its founder, the venerable Professor Antonio Pille. Dedicated with warmest regards to the varied ghosts of Aristophanes, Rabelais, Swift, Sterne, Jarry, Mencken, Baron Munchhausen, and the gentle and honorable Robert Benchley.

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Location: Portville, Narragansett National District

Sunday, October 30, 2005

More Scattered-About Thoughts of Dave Dimp, Our Ebullient Blogstarian

On the Other Hand...

I just looked at all the postings below me and I still think they're just plain goofy, but the frog is cute as a bubba! My favorite optical wireless program Scarfleet was on just a few moments ago, a rerun again, but one of the best ones: the one where Captain Lee Muir (played by the so-so third "Captain" Duke Alphonzo Spaghettio) has to go back to his home-world to battle the giant pie-a-saurus on Pie Mountain. I made a scrumptious rust-custard and dug out the old flannel galoshes just to get comfortable. I have no idea what the Man in the White Mansion is saying anymore because his accent is so thick I could cut it with a sponge; and what about those Socks? What about them? Socks! My cat Frisky just loves socks. Frisky is a ninety-year-old Mottled Lemurian Spindlepoot--a rare breed indeed! I'll have to post a picture of Frisky soon! The Persians can eat spam, not Frisky. A poem about how distraught I am about distressing things today. I call it White Mansion Man and it goes like this: White Mansion Man--how can you can--not do the plan--of Xanadu--in a can-oe--and Shiny Dick too--foo! The audience loved this when I read it at the Free Parking Poe-tree Dunk in Portville last weekend. Krystal Parking was wrongfully jailed for top-ecological activism! Kraken killers are causing Global Warping; the interlocked tentacles keep Erde's "floor" from buckling! Save the Kraken! Have a darn nice Dave.

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