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Professor Pille's Planetary Panopticon

Currently under advisement and endless reconstruction. Perhaps confusing yet amusing. A highly vulnerable manifestation of the internationally-regarded Mt. Palomine Institute of Mysteries and its founder, the venerable Professor Antonio Pille. Dedicated with warmest regards to the varied ghosts of Aristophanes, Rabelais, Swift, Sterne, Jarry, Mencken, Baron Munchhausen, and the gentle and honorable Robert Benchley.

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Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Mt. Palomine Institute of Mysteries Unveils Dimensional Cross-Eavesdropper

A Peep Into Zany Daily Life on our Sideways Echo Planet
Using a paltry 50 francs worth of bric-a-brac, the innards of a disused magic lantern, and a mop handle...along with primary scientific principles so after-fact obvious that one could shed tears, Mt. Palomine Institute of Mysteries Doktors Rey Marzipan and Georgaphies Gleener have assembled an infra-dimensional optical port-way into the Echo Planet that is to our immediate Spin-Left. The mechanism is so stupefyingly child-like the Institute will not be troubled to obtain Imperial Exclusionaries on its manufacture, but otherwise will make available instructions and plans in next month's number of the Imperial Youth-Scout Magazine. The Echo Planet viewed by this novel "toy" bears strong outward similarities to our own in some ways, as philo-dimensionalists have maintained since the famed Parallelicity Theorum (P+[x+y+z]=n/3.6v) was first expostulated by van Arnum Sternbolt in 1910. This Echo World is a negative orgone "limprint" on the Omniverse, meaning it is a world where logical and ethical systems are per-mutated by a -45 degree rotation through the Fauber Space (hypothetical cognition space) of relativistic relationships. The Erde Echo Planet (called Urth by its kooky inhabitants) should prove educational for many ethics, economistics, and psychopolitical students...and, of course, the young! Doktors Marzipan and Gleener created the device accidentally while hoping to cobble-together a 3D kaleidoscope during their breaks. The invention will be known officiously as the Marzipan-Gleener Echoscope or colloquially as "Der Peeper." Doktor Gleener claimed that physical access to this topsy-turvy Echo World may eventually be made possible through a use of the still-to-be-built National Orgone Accelerator.

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