Histofactoid--What's Up with the Former Republic of Former Russland?

An Erden Behemoth, a Great Sack of a Nation--as Bovine and Inebriated as Ever

(Note Mongol-hordian and Steppish tribal names applied to the numerous urban districts; Monster Island, if you must know, is the northernmost in the seemingly endless volcanic-chain-smokers making up Nipponinc, and very near ice-locked Honolulu which was attacked and demolished by its loosened hideous denizens in late 1941. South of the FRFR is the People's Paradises of Tic-Toc--the source of immense flocks of illegally migrating coolies who nest in the coastal wetbacks near Bangor each summer. Atlanta, as we all know, should be in Georgia, but it isn't on this map; the Mad Papist, Rippin' Jack Rasputin, was assassinated in Dallas--near Tibet--by the Dallas Lama, Rippin' Jack Rubycon, in 1963, and so on, ad nauseum)

More on this steroid-drenched continental bunk-buddy of Nipponinc, Injahlahlahland, and the People's Paradises of Tic-Toc upcoming. [Editor: Asute "Urthers" may note here that the geographies and outlines of landmasses on Erde and that of your world which is an Echo, albeit a fault-saddled one, of our own, contrast dramatically from one another, as is plainly obvious from the rendered map-ly expression above. We jest ironically of course when we write "plainly obvious," expecting few "Urthers," even the "Universitated," to apprehend the physical incongruities without recourse to Rand-McNally or McGoogle since little of this bears directly upon business accounting, gender studies, or voodoo terpsichoreanisms. Conversely, an Erden schoolgirl of scarcely 5 summers, upon being presented with a "Peeper" image of the vast "Urth" continent known to you as Ay-zsa, opened eyes and mouth wide, dropped her lollipop on the parquet, and exclaimed, "Gadzooks! Where in Wotan's illustrious name are the Russlandisch Grande Lakes and, above all, Monster Island!! Some cockamamie devil's cartographic capabilities are in dire question here!"]