Semi-Finals!

Robot Slug-fest N.O.W. Broadcast Features Semi-Finalists

Perennial blue-staters battle with self creates a golden-opportunity-archway big enough for opponents in next contest to drive all sorts of hefty things through. Leftish blue robot historically wants slightly more of less, rightish one traditionally, slightly less of more. There're just no compromises on unimportant issues and politically correct nitpicking as Big Red Tugboat sits at sidelines always ready to trundle through opening, just as it did some very few years ago! Toot! Toot!