See Kanadia on the Kanadan Abyssal Railway!

Across the Mighty Prozac Mountains
from Fort Porridge to Hootish Van Hooter in three days!

High speed windliner--The Jet Beaver--races over a turbulent mountain stream after the long descent down the western slopes of the Prozacs (seen in the distance). The Kanadan Abyssal Railway (or KAR) was created in 1884 AP by the Kanadan government as a link between the capital city of Tortellini and the then new port city of Hootish Van Hooter located on the Polynesial Abyssal Coast. In 1968 AP the Kanadan Abyssal purchased the Portville, Pongo, and Mt. Palomine Railway, which largely served the citizens and manufactories of the Narragansett, Mohawk, and Penobscot National Districts, and also connected with the Mt. Palomine Institute which boasts its very own station and goods shed. Each summer, holiday-goers from across the Empire travel on the famed KAR vaseline-powered Seashore Pongolian to Pongo Beachhead, very near the Institute, for licensed kraken-cannoning, fun in the sun, and plenty of relaxation! (advertisement)