Love Letter in Lost Language

Aztekian Temple on Trans-Iberian Peninsula

We received the following message, apparently a favorable one, from an "Urther" who works with the extinct Trans-Iberian Espresso language not spoken in Trans-Iberian Xprussia since the Aztekian conquest of that peninsula, and most of the west coast of Afrique, in 1066-1087 AP. Naturally this is a bit embarrassing and to be expected now and then given the somewhat differing paths Erde and its Echo World "da Urth" took. Text is reprinted below. [EDITOR: As best as we can make out, this missive is just one of the too many drooling effusions we've received from men and women on both worlds since posting Patty Pille's college graduation photo. We hope someday to find a "Rosetta Stone" that would enable us to freely translate back and forth between Aztekian and Trans-Iberian Espresso but unfortunately (as we all know) the Aztekians were rather meticulous in their raging destruction of all evidence of "satanic" Trans-Iberian culture. Following the Xprussian Zurückeroberung (reconquest) in 1115 AP, little sign of the earlier inhabitants was found in that demolished land beyond the odd set of castanets and a flattened piñata that had somehow escaped the attentions of the Aztekian Destoradores (one of the few Trans-Iberian words remaining in use). For reasons unclear to Erden historians, the Aztekian terror simply and suddenly stopped around 1185 AP and the Aztekians settled down to peaceful lives of farming, fishing, and ritual cinematic sacrifices (see earlier post)]

El último periodo de la vida del gran maestro Professora Pillá su música como que está compuesta con una profundidad más allá de lo terrenal, es música no para los oídos sino para el alma trascendente. Es interesante oír el último movimiento de éste cuarteto, las últimas notas de nuestro querido. Cómo es tan optimista y vencedor hasta el momento final de su vida terrenal, Qué lección para la humanidad! Viva! Viva Professora Pillá y extraordinario Patty Pillá! Trascendente! ]