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Professor Pille's Planetary Panopticon

Currently under advisement and endless reconstruction. Perhaps confusing yet amusing. A highly vulnerable manifestation of the internationally-regarded Mt. Palomine Institute of Mysteries and its founder, the venerable Professor Antonio Pille. Dedicated with warmest regards to the varied ghosts of Aristophanes, Rabelais, Swift, Sterne, Jarry, Mencken, Baron Munchhausen, and the gentle and honorable Robert Benchley.

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Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Peeper Crisis Update: Kanadia unveils new WID


"We will crush you!" sez Kanadan PM as new Weapon of Ice Destruction revealed at Kanadan Party Congress
Merkans in uproar as device can easily be delivered by military Cruise Toboggan or UPS

posted by Prof. Antonio Pille | 7:56 PM

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

was dr. zamboni involved in this project? he created the deadliest ice shaver known to man. just ask '3 fingered larry', former puck-boy of the montreal maroons.

Thursday, February 02, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

has this been sent to turin for the olympics? it would bring new meaning to the sport of 'skeleton'

Thursday, February 02, 2006  

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