Erde mourns loss of our "angriest little nation," Abu Ubu

Never a moment's peace in over 300 years

From Panopticon commentator Edward Armouralle

Only days ago, an entertaining chapter in the history of our generally peaceful world came to a tragic close when the entire nation of Abu Ubu--enraged, slandered, and vilified as never before by an optical wireless documentary that explored the history of rage within Abu Ubu--simply, and under titanic anger-fueled pressure, imploded, taking its citizens, its blast-furnace culture, its scarred and bullet-riddled infrastructure along with it into an ever-collapsing abyss of nihilism. All that remains is an immense hole...and a question: why did this take so long to happen?

Over the next few weeks we'll examine that question and review the history of Abu Ubu, that hyper-excitable country where even the simplest social event--a Mother's Day celebration, a birthday party, a pet-store opening--would invariably turn into chaos and mayhem.