"Florida" Internet Service Offers to Improve Institute's Sagging Slices

Utterly Exhausted Bread

We have no idea! An entity that calls itself the Florida (perhaps Seminole National District?--it once was known anciently by pirates as Fiorydia) Internet Service has offered to improve our slices. Slices of what, we inquire? Mention is made of a "golf" and since Seminole National District is located in the Gulf region this is the only sensible connection we can make. But why would an internet service of S.N.D. wish to assist us in slicing up the Gulf? We feel we are over our heads in the arcane lingo of youth and judge ourselves victims of some juvenile sport, perhaps related to the recently bamboozled Texist insurrection of that region.