Ferdinand Vex's Saucy Porn-blog!

Virtual Sirens of the Inter-Knit!

This shall be the first of a thousand or so photos of tarts and temptresses we shall post in order to gain some attention. Don't you find these ladies titillating? Would you not spend hours "surfing" as it were through our site in order to obtain more "views?" Are you overheated as yet and susceptible to other suggestions, like perhaps encouragements to read the postings that lack bosoms? For the ladies we shall have a selection of "stuffed" toys to examine, our first being a very large droopy-dog caricature of a bloodhound and then certainly a cheeky and adorable koala... or panda!