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Professor Pille's Planetary Panopticon

Currently under advisement and endless reconstruction. Perhaps confusing yet amusing. A highly vulnerable manifestation of the internationally-regarded Mt. Palomine Institute of Mysteries and its founder, the venerable Professor Antonio Pille. Dedicated with warmest regards to the varied ghosts of Aristophanes, Rabelais, Swift, Sterne, Jarry, Mencken, Baron Munchhausen, and the gentle and honorable Robert Benchley.

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Sunday, November 06, 2005

Pillemaster Opens Department Stores in Six National Districts

New Store in Simpton, Iroquois National District
Remarkably, Pille-Marts will be open to shoppers 37 hours a day due to novel applications of time implosions, legal shennanigans, illegal immigrants, and book cooking. Pille-Mart CEO, Tony Pille, was quoted as saying, "Laws of Physics? Hell, we'll do whatever we please!"

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