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Professor Pille's Planetary Panopticon

Currently under advisement and endless reconstruction. Perhaps confusing yet amusing. A highly vulnerable manifestation of the internationally-regarded Mt. Palomine Institute of Mysteries and its founder, the venerable Professor Antonio Pille. Dedicated with warmest regards to the varied ghosts of Aristophanes, Rabelais, Swift, Sterne, Jarry, Mencken, Baron Munchhausen, and the gentle and honorable Robert Benchley.

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Sunday, November 06, 2005

Welcome to our Professionally Sincere Online Catalogue!


Tony Pille, Founder/CEO of Pillemaster Quality Products and Boy Do We Sincerely Love You!
Hey, remember back when we were kids and Grandpa would fill us with yarns about the good old days--the years of crackling optical wireless gizmos, dip fried chick-pea sandwiches, and "red" summer snow 30 meters deep! Boy, those must have been fun times! Here at Pillemaster Quality Products we're working day and night to bring those olden-tyme memories to life for you and your family. Take a leisurely browse through our online catalogue; we're sure you'll find something to suit your backward-looking lifestyle: candles, aromatherapeutic items, dish towels, you name it. And more than anything, have fun...and remember We Sincerely Love You!
Tony Pille--Founder and CEO Pillemaster Quality Products Inc.

posted by Prof. Antonio Pille | 9:02 PM

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