Red State/Blue State, Baalist/Kristaluthian Tag Team Matches Scheduled for National Optical Wireless Broadcast

"Red" Kristaluthian (left, now Right) was former Ye Olde Kommie, now True Khameleonist, not Anole

Upcoming story: Maximally confusing robot slug-fest broadcast will feature shape shifting tag teams, side-changing participants, robots of all races and creeds. Final End Times midnight death match features faux of-the-people redneck free-world leader robot versus faux of-the-people bluecollar media pundit robot in absurdly illogical parody of internecine class-struggle that will have spectators wetting their lips and pursing their pants. In turn, Khameleonists might be Baalists, might be Kristaluthians, and Baalists might be Bykists, depending on which way you tilt your shot glass. Result is always the same, though--a cut and bloodied nose!