How to Pronounce "Dohgorse"

Winsome dohgorse model Jayne Wayne of Neue Texico

Plenty of people have asked and it's easy as pineapple. First, start saying dog. Now just before you reach that glottal g, surprise your brain and abruptly begin saying horse. Once you've finished the h--holding, for a brief instant, with your mind (and oven mitts), the rapidly heating pooch in mid-air (see earlier post)--quickly round the hound off with an emphatic g (or belt sander) and resolutely continue along with the horse like nothing is wrong. Don't even look back to see what just happened. It's tricky, it requires molecular confidence, but once you get the hang of it you'll be orally splicing genes with the best of them!